Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of youMen are like Bananas.
The older they Get, the less firm they are.Men are like Vacations
They never seem to be long enough.Men are like Bank Machines
Once they withdraw they lose interest.Men are like Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.Men are like Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up
all night long.Men are like Commercials.
You cant believe a word they say.Men are like Department Stores.
Their clothes are always half off.Men are like Government Bonds.
They take so long to mature.