Finish your lima beans or youre not getting any heroin for dessert!

If you dont stop that this instant, Ill have Grandma perform another striptease for you.

If this plexiglass wasnt between us, Id wash your mouth out with soap, young man.

Do you want me to put a tofu burrito in your pants? Well? Do You?!

Billy Bob, you finish them chores or Sis aint goin to the prom with ya!

Eat your brussel sprouts, or Mommy wont love you anymore.

Lyle, Erik — either behave, or go to your suites!

If you dont eat your peas, Chelsea, Ill make you stay at the Gingrichs house!

Dont make me put you back in the womb!

As long as you live under this roof, youre *going* to wear that dress, young man!

You just wait til your father gets paroled!

Stop crying, Lourdes, or Uncle Dennis will kick you in the groin.

Young lady, dont make me send you to the Citadel!

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All right, Little Mister, no more time in the sheep pen for you!