A childs questions

This was part of a set of stories over in another group. This one
was rather funny… (it came from Tension City)

A friend told me the following about a conversation with her four-year old:

A TV show for children, involving dinosaurs, had a bit where the dinos were
wondering whether or not an egg would hatch, and did the dinosaur parents
want a baby or not?

Tyke: Sometimes you get babies when you dont want them.

Mom: Yes, thats true. But we really wanted you.

Tyke: [Silence for a moment.] Did Daddy have to cut you open to put his
seed in you?

(The topic having already been discussed in the past.)

Mom: [Dreading the sudden direction the conversation had taken.] No…

Tyke: Then how did he get the seed in?

Mom: Uh, he just did.

Tyke: But *how*?

Mom: Do you really want to know?

Tyke: YES!!!

Mom: [Resigned to it, now] Well, Daddy put his penis in my vagina.

Tyke: [Very wide eyes] He DID???

Mom: Yes…

Tyke: But how did he get his big huge penis into your vagina?!

Mom: [to Dad] Um, would you help me out a little bit here, dear?

Dad: [pauses, looks intently at Tyke] Honey–these are *excellent*
questions youre asking!

Tyke: How did he get it in?

Mom: Well, it just fit.

Tyke: [Digests this for a moment] So, did it feel good?

Mom: [Too amused for embarrassment by now] Yes, dear, actually it did.

Tyke: Oh.

End of discussion. Tykes interrogative style was likened to that of an
especially tenacious attorney conducting cross-examination.

The next morning Tyke was overheard intently propounding her new knowledge to
her two-year old sister.

Kids have this way of getting right to the heart of the matter, huh?

Most viewed Jokes (20)