A childs questions

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This was part of a set of stories over in another group. This one
was rather funny… (it came from Tension City)


A friend told me the following about a conversation with her four-year old:


A TV show for children, involving dinosaurs, had a bit where the dinos were
wondering whether or not an egg would hatch, and did the dinosaur parents
want a baby or not?


Tyke: Sometimes you get babies when you dont want them.


Mom: Yes, thats true. But we really wanted you.


Tyke: [Silence for a moment.] Did Daddy have to cut you open to put his
seed in you?


(The topic having already been discussed in the past.)


Mom: [Dreading the sudden direction the conversation had taken.] No…


Tyke: Then how did he get the seed in?


Mom: Uh, he just did.


Tyke: But *how*?


Mom: Do you really want to know?


Tyke: YES!!!


Mom: [Resigned to it, now] Well, Daddy put his penis in my vagina.


Tyke: [Very wide eyes] He DID???


Mom: Yes…


Tyke: But how did he get his big huge penis into your vagina?!


Mom: [to Dad] Um, would you help me out a little bit here, dear?


Dad: [pauses, looks intently at Tyke] Honey–these are *excellent*
questions youre asking!


Tyke: How did he get it in?


Mom: Well, it just fit.


Tyke: [Digests this for a moment] So, did it feel good?


Mom: [Too amused for embarrassment by now] Yes, dear, actually it did.


Tyke: Oh.


End of discussion. Tykes interrogative style was likened to that of an
especially tenacious attorney conducting cross-examination.


The next morning Tyke was overheard intently propounding her new knowledge to
her two-year old sister.


Kids have this way of getting right to the heart of the matter, huh?


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