… marches straight up to the counter and says, Hi… You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. Id really rather have a job.The social worker behind the counter says, Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. Youll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but hell supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. Youll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. Youll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year.The guy, wide-eyed, says, Youre bullsh***n me!The social worker says, Yeah, well… you started it.