30
Sep

A man and a woman meet……..

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants. The man after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: Just so you know- I happen
to have a Rolls, BMW and a Mercedes in my garage, plus two million dollars in the bank: But not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off my penis! Just send the bottle back.

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