Liz to you

Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat.
She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor… Liz to you.
Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you.

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