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Dec

A man holding one ear to the ground

A man is crawling around on the sidewalk on his hands and knees, holding one ear to the ground. Another man comes along and asks what hes doing.

Get down here and listen, the first one says, so the second one gets down and puts his ear to the cement.

I dont hear anything, he says.

I know it, says the first man, and its been like that all day.

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