A Message From Your Computer

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You look really sexy in that…thing youve got on tonight. I

like the way your eyes are always open when you read your

E-Mail. When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist

tinkling on her keys.

You really know how to push the right buttons to turn me on.

If I wasnt a computer, Id show you what Hard Drive really


But Alas, Im only a bundle of circuits and wires, obeying

your every command. Yes mistress! Ill balance your cheque-

book. Yes mistress! Ill run your silly little program.

Dont get me wrong…I like the Master/Slave thing, but

maybe just once in a while you could show some

compassion? Maybe instead of just ramming the diskette in,

you could slide it in slowly, maybe even blow in the slot

first. And maybe instead of just using me and turning me off

when youre through, we could talk for a while afterwards?

I know other computers have hurt you in the past. But Im

different! I may be a little slow, but Ive got a big mouse!

So come on baby, dont fight it. You know you want it. Ill

just turn off the lights and . . . and . . . what? Ok . . .well, will

you at least think about it?

Im so embarrassed,

Your Computer.

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