A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong?

Funny you should come to me, said the Rabbi. Like you I too brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he too comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian.

What did you do? asked the Lawyer.

I turned to God for the answer replied the Rabbi.

And what did he say? pressed the Lawyer.

God said, Funny you should come to me…