31
Jan

A question of faith

JERUSALEM – In a surprise move today, Judaism filed suit against the Catholic Church, claiming Catholicism copied the look and feel of the religion.

Judaism, which has held the patent on the concept of a monotheistic religion for over 3500 years as well as the copyright on Yahweh ™ The Old Testament ™ and the use of CH for the H sound, is suing for 2000 years of back royalties.

They are also asking that the court disallow the use of the term Judeo-Christian from all textbooks. The Pope was unavailable for comment, but a spokesman from the Vatican stated the suit was unfounded as the patent on the concepts shared by the two religions has long expired, and that the suit violates the separation of church and state.

More news as the case develops.

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