A taxidermist Goes South

A taxidermist

is on vacation down south. He is feeling

a little thirsty and decides

to have a few drinks at the

nearest tavern. Upon entering the tavern,

the conversation

stops and all eyes turn to him.

Feeling a little uneasy,

he makes his way to the bar to

order a beer. The bartender serves him

and says, Yall

aint from round these parts, is ya?

Guy: No…I

am from Connecticut.

Bartender: What is it you do up there in Connecticut?

Guy: Well, I am a taxidermist.

Bartender: A taxidermist…Hey Al, you ever hear of a taxi-


Al: No, never heard of it.

Bartender: So Mr. Taxidermist, what is it you do exactly?

Guy: Well, I mount dead animals.

Bartender: Its OK boys–hes one of us!.

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