Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. Ill bet you $10 hell jump, said the first guy. Bet you $10 he wont, said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

I cant take your money, said the first guy. I cheated you. The same story was on the five oclock news. No, no. Take it, said the second guy. I saw the five oclock news too. I just didnt think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!