These questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck.Q: I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street?(USA)
A: Depends how much youve been drinking.Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto – can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, its only 4000, take lots of water.Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Lets not touch this one.Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North . . . oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and well send the rest of the directions.Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is….oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.