Two men were riding a motorcycle on a windy winter day. When it became too windy for the passenger, he put his jacket on backwards to keep the wind from blowing it open. A few miles down the road, the motorcycle hit a tree, killing the driver instantly and stunning the passenger.

Later, when a detective visited the scene, he asked a policeman standing nearby what happened. Well, the officer replied, one of them was dead when I got here, and by the time I got the other ones head straightened around, he was dead, too.