Airline Antics

Shortly after take-off, the pilot of a jetliner informs his passengers of the route to their destination advises them of clear skies ahead. As he puts down the microphone for the public address system, the pilot inadvertently leaves the switch open, thereby allows all the passengers to hear any conversation in the cockpit.

The pilot leans back in seat and says to his co-pilot: Now what I need is a hot cup of coffee and a hot piece of ass.

The youngest and most beautiful flight attendant in the crew is closest to the cabin. So, she starts to run up the aisle to tell the captain to turn off the microphone for the public address system.

Suddenly, a passenger on the aisle reaches out, stops the flight attendant, and says: Honey, you forgot the coffee.

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