14
Dec

Airport Humor (off. to anyone owning an airport snack bar)

Taken again from MATT GROENINGS BIG BOOK OF HELL… (have fun BKP 🙂

FLIGHT DELAYED? HOURS TO KILL? WHY NOT
SPEND A PORTION OF YOUR LIFE AT…

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WHERE THE ELITE MEET TO EAT REHEATED MEATY TREATS

FEATURING:
* Heavily breaded seafood sticks made with yummy Crabuluxe
* Eggy scramblers with chunk-style
baco-nibblets and hidden yolk packets
* Grandma Akbars old-fashioned extra-chewy
non-baked fudge-like brownie squares
* Hand-dipped non-diry chee-zee nachos
*Ultra-jumbo super-crunchy choco-chip cookies
individually wrapped in plastic for your dining safety

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~ Relax and enjoy your meal in comfort at one ~
~ of our contoured plastic eating stations ~
~ while watching planes refuel and little ~
~ trucks drive around!!! ~
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___________________ ____________________
| SOUP O DU JOUR | Served to you by dazed-looking |3 DISTINCT FLAVORS|
| | employees who earn less per | OF SALAD DRESSING|
| Clammy chowder | hour than you will spend on | * Tasty white |
| packed with | your airport snack! | * Zesty orange |
|vitamin-fortified| | * Unique yellow |
| cornstarch | |!Its your choice!|
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WHEN YOURE STUCK AT THE AIRPORT, YOURE STUCK WITH US

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