Old and New Jokes

Microsofts ad slogan for Windows 95 was Where do you want to go today?



Here are alternative slogans for the bloated OS:



1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.



2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!



3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.



4. Microsoft gives you Windows – OS/2 give you the whole house.



5. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.



6. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.



7. Error #152 – Windows not found:

(C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.



8. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better



9. Ill never forget the first time I ran Windows, but Im trying.



10. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.



11. OS/2 … Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.



12. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!



13. Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.



14. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.



15. How do you want to crash today?