An elderly man walked into a confessional booth.

The following conversation ensued:Man: I am 82 years old, and have a wonderful wife of 60 years; many children; grandchildren; and even a couple of great grandchildren.Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. For some reason, they thought I was kind of interesting. One thing led to another, and we ended up at a motel where I had sex with each of them twice.Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?Man: What sins?Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?Man: Im Presbyterian.Priest: Why are you telling me all this?Man: Im telling everybody.

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