An opinion from natural preditors

This was first written for the population of bobcats being crowded by the suburban expansion in the Orange County area of California. Since then it has been endorsed by the coyote population, and populations of other natural predators being pushed out of their natural habitats.

You move your homes into my abode

You bulldoze a canyon for a toll road

You have an airport for supersonic jets

So, Ill come down and eat your pets.

Author unknown; printed in the Orange Section of the L.A. Times, Sunday, June 29, 1997.

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