Old and New Jokes

I thought I would tell you about the closest Ive ever come to
strangling my husband.

We had only been engaged for a few weeks. We were walking into a
convenience store when out came this blonde bombshell – bikini top, tiny
shorts, absolutely gorgeous. As she jiggled past us, he took my hand. My
heart swelled with pride and love – even when he sees someone like that,
he still thinks of me.

Then he leaned over and whispered, Youd let me sleep with her, wouldnt
you?

Big mistake.