Animals have the darndest thoughts

Dog They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.

Goldfish Just because I have a three-second memory, they dont think Ill mind eating the same fish flakes … Oh boy! Fish flakes!

Dog Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!

Goldfish The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!

Parrot Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!

Dog Human legs that just tease.

Cat Why are these people in my house?

Dog What the … HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?

Goldfish Oh, tap-tap-tap! Theres a new one!

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