At a Cambridge checkout counter

(I heard this from an MIT grad, who says its a classic).

A student pushes a loaded shopping cart up to the express checkout
lane at a Cambridge grocery store. The cashier looks at the cart,
looks at the student, looks at the EXPRESS–EIGHT ITEMS OR LESS
sign, and says to the student, Are you from Harvard, where they
dont know how to count, or MIT, where they dont know how to read?

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