A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, I have something to tell you about your child…
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, Whats wrong with it?
The doctor says, Theres nothing really wrong with it, its just a little different! Its a hermaphrodite.
The woman looks confused. A hermaphrodite, whats that?
The doctor replies, It has both features of a male and a female.
The woman looks relieved. What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?