Old and New Jokes

A woman asks her husband if hed like some breakfast. Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow? she asks. He declines. Its this Viagra, he says, Its really taken the edge off my appetite.At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. A bowl of home- made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich? she inquires.He declines. Its this Viagra, he says, Its really taken the edge off my appetite.Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. Shell go to the store and buy him some food. Would you like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe youd like a pizza micro waved or a tasty stir-fry? That would only take a couple of minutes.He declines. Its this Viagra, he says, Its really taken the edge off my appetite.Well, she says, would you mind letting me up, then? Im starving!