Why did the Chicken cross the Road: famous peoples responses
WALT WHITMAN: To cluck the song of itself
MR.SCOTT: Cos ma wee transporter beam wasna functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain!
JACK NICHOLSON: Cause it (CENSORED) wanted to. Thats the (CENSORED) reason.
KARL MARX: To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle.
MARK TWAIN: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
ROBERT FROST: To cross the road less traveled by.
EMILY DICKINSON: Because it could not stop for death.
GILLIGAN: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail; the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!
BUDDHA: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
FOX MULDER: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.
PEE WEE HERMAN: He didnt want me choking him. JFK:Ask not why the chicken crosses the road, but what you can do to help him cross it.
O.J. SIMPSON: I will be asking that question for the rest of my life until I find the real person who made the chicken cross that road.
L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and Ill find out.
COLONEL SANDERS: What? I missed one?
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BOB DYLAN: How many roads must one chicken cross?
HP LOVECRAFT: To escape the eldritch, cthonic, rugose, polypous, indescribably horrible abomination not from our space-time continuum.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
BUDDY: It needed to click on a banner.
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