A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.

Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye. The family attorney came over to her and asked what was wrong. The wife told him, Remember when we first got married and I told you that I couldnt stand him after about a month into the marriage? I really hated him at the time.

Yeah, I remember those trying times. replied the attorney.

I absolutely positively hated him. I even had bad thoughts of killing him, remember?

Yes, I do.

But you kept telling me to get rid of those thoughts. You said that I would get up to thirty years for such a crime.

That was a long time ago though. Why are you so sad now?

Because…I could have been a free woman by now!