Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

9. Beer doesnt tell you how to have relations with the opposite sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They dont force beer on minors who cant think for themselves.

6. When you have a beer, you dont knock on peoples doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobodys ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of beer.

4. You dont have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer.

3. There are laws saying beer labels cant lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a beer.

1. If youve devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.