Bill and the Pope

President Clinton and the Pope both die on the same day but due to a clerical error Clinton goes to Heaven and the Pope goes to Hell.

When he gets to Hell the Pope realizes the something is wrong He goes to the devil and says, I think theres been a mistake. The devil checks his books and says youre right, but theres nothing we can do for 24 hours.

24 hours later the Pope is on his way to where he belongs and he meets Clinton on the way down. The conversation is as follows:

Pope: I sure am happy about that mixup

Clinton: Yes, me too I was gonna miss all my friends.

Pope: Yes, well there was something really important that I always wanted to do.

Clinton: Whats that?

Pope: I always wanted to talk to the Virgin Mary

Clinton: Youre a day late!

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