The other day I was on my way home from work when the most remarkable thing happened. Traffic was heavy as usual, and as I sat there at a red light, out of nowhere a bird slammed into my windshield. If that wasnt bad enough, the poor creature got its wing stuck under the windshield wiper.



Just then the light turned green and there I was with a bird stuck on my windshield. Without any other apparent options, turning on the windshield wipers seemed the only thing to do. It actually worked.



On the upswing, the bird flew off, and here is the crazy thing… it slammed right onto the windshield of the car behind me. No, it didnt get caught under the windshield wipers of that vehicle, but the car behind me was a police car.



Of course, knowing my luck, immediately the lights went on and I was forced to pull over. The officer walked up and told me he saw what had happened at the light. Trying to plead my case fell on deaf ears. He simply stated: I am going to have to write you up for flipping me the bird.