A blonde went to a beauty salon to get a haircut. When the beautician approached the chair where the blonde was waiting, she noticed that she was wearing a walkman. The beautician took the blonde to her styling booth. She asked the blonde, Please take off the walkman so I can cut your hair. The blonde replied, I cant do without it, just cut around it.
The beautician shook her head in disbelief and started cutting. A few minutes later the beautician stopped and asked the blonde, I just cant cut your hair properly while you are wearing that walkman. Please take it off. The blonde replied, I just cant live without it, cut around it please. The beautician started cutting again and finally had had enough.
The beautician reached down and pulled the earphones from the walkman off the blonde. Just as she did so the blonde froze, then fell out off the chair and on to the floor. The staff at the salon rushed to her aid only to discover she was stone dead. All were stunned! The beautician lifted the earphones to her ear to listen to what was so important to the blonde.
In a soft but commanding voice she heard, Breathe in………. Breathe out………… Breathe in………. Breathe out………… Breathe in………. Breathe out…………
03
Jun
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Whats the difference between a blonde and a bitch?
- A blonde goes to a doctor and
- Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
- Nine holes in mirror
- London Seats
- Execution
- A Blonde and a Brunette
- TGIF On Shoes
- Down on Luck
- President Gorbachev
- Driving On One-Way Street
- A man walks into a bar
- How to drown a Blonde
- Blonde and Goldfish
- Stupid blondes