What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

Brown-bagging it.



Whats the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

No one else wants it.



Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?

So brunettes can remember them.



What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

Invisible.



Whats a brunettes mating call?

Has the blonde left yet?



What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation



What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A hostage