22
Oct

12 Days of Christmas sent from Mexico

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me


A Marachi band playing just for me.



On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me,


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.



On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me,


3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.



On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,


4 bowls of salsa.


3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.



On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,


5 gallons of Mescal.


4 bowls of salsa.


3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.



On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,


6 tiny key limes.


5 gallons of Mescal.


4 bowls of salsa.


3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.



On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me ,


7 pints of vanilla.


6 tiny key limes.


5 gallons of Mescal.


4 bowls of salsa.


3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.




On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,


8 Homemade Tamales.


7 pint of vanilla.


6 tiny key limes.


5 gallons of Mescal.


4 bowls of salsa.


3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.



On the ninth day of Christmas my true Love sent to me,


9 Cartons of Marlboro.


8 Homemade Tamales.


7 pint of vanilla.


6 tiny key limes.


5 gallons of Mescal.


4 bowls of salsa.


3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.




On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,


10 Ripened Mangos.


9 Cartons of Marlboro.


8 Homemade Tamales.


7 pint of vanilla.


6 tiny key limes.


5 gallons of Mescal.


4 bowls of salsa.


3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.



On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me,


11 boxes of Chicklets.


10 Ripened Mangos.


9 Cartons of Marlboro.


8 Homemade Tamales.


7 pint of vanilla.


6 tiny key limes.


5 gallons of Mescal.


4 bowls of salsa.


3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.



On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,


12 Bottles of Corona.


11 boxes of Chicklets.


10 Ripened Mangos.


9 Cartons of Marlboro.


8 Homemade Tamales.


7 pint of vanilla.


6 tiny key limes.


5 gallons of Mescal.


4 bowls of salsa.


3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)


2 pounds of tortilla chips.


A Marachi band playing just for me.

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