There was a Chinese dude, a Mexican dude, and a Blonde dude. The Chinese dude says, What?!! Sushi again? If I have to eat sushi for lunch again, Im gonna jump off a building! Then the Mexican dude says, What?!! Tacos again? If I have to eat tacos for lunch again, Im gonna jump off a building too! And then finally, the Blonde dude says, What?!! A sandwich again? If I have to eat a sandwich for lunch again, Im gonna jump off a building also! At the funeral, the wife of the Chinese dude said, If I knew you didnt like sushi, I wouldnt have made it for you anymore! Then the wives of the Mexican dude said, If we knew you didnt like tacos, we wouldnt have made it for you anymore! And everyone in tears looks at the Blonde dudes wife. All she had to say was, What?!! HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH!!!!!
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Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Blondes cant think
- Whats the difference between a blonde and a bitch?
- A blonde goes to a doctor and
- Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
- Nine holes in mirror
- London Seats
- Execution
- A Blonde and a Brunette
- TGIF On Shoes
- Down on Luck
- President Gorbachev
- Driving On One-Way Street
- A man walks into a bar
- How to drown a Blonde
- Blonde and Goldfish