Old and New Jokes

Michael Jordan made over $300,000/game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averaged about 30 minutes per game.



Assuming $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day (working or not)!



Assuming he slept 7 hrs a night, he made $52,000 every night.



If he goes to a movie, hell pay $7.00, but hell make $18,550.



Hell make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.



If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000), it would take him a whole 12 hours.



If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, youd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.



In one year, he made more than 2X as much as past presidents for all of their terms combined.



Amazing isnt it? . . .

BUT:

JORDAN WILL HAVE TO SAVE 100% OF HIS INCOME FOR 270 YEARS

TO HAVE A NET WORTH EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF BILL GATES.