01
Sep
I believe Dr. Kevorkian is onto something. I think he’s great. Because suicide is our way of saying to God, You can’t fire me. I quit.
Additional Jokes From "In the news"
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- British Left Waffles on Falkland
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- Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
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- These are actual newspaper headlines
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