One day Timmy was on the school bus talking to the bus driver. Timmmy said, If my mommy was an elephant and my daady was and elephant, then I would be a baby elephant. The driver was not amused, he had a severe headache from all the kids. Timmy kept talking, If my mommy was a cat and my daddy was a cat I would be a kitten. The bus driver snapped at Timmy and said, If your mom was a hooker and your dad was a retard what would you be? Timmy looked up at the man and said, I would be a bus driver.