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Dec

Bus Driver

One day Timmy was on the school bus talking to the bus driver. Timmmy said, If my mommy was an elephant and my daady was and elephant, then I would be a baby elephant. The driver was not amused, he had a severe headache from all the kids. Timmy kept talking, If my mommy was a cat and my daddy was a cat I would be a kitten. The bus driver snapped at Timmy and said, If your mom was a hooker and your dad was a retard what would you be? Timmy looked up at the man and said, I would be a bus driver.

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