Looking back over the years that weve been together, I cant help but wonder:…………. What was I thinking?

Congratulations on your wedding day!…………. Too bad no one likes your wife.

How could two people as beautiful you………… have such an ugly

baby?

Ive always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love……… After having met you, Ive changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion in my life……….. I never

believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am……. that youre not

here to ruin it for me.

As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts youve given me. Like the need for therapy…

Thanks for being a part of my life!!!………. I never knew what evil was before this!

Before you go,……… I would like you to take this knife out of my back. Youll probably need it again.

Someday I hope to get married………… but not to you.

You look great for your age…….Almost Lifelike!

When we were together, you always said youd die for me……… Now that weve broken up, I think its time you kept your promise.

I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend……. So heres his leash, water bowl and chew toys.

We have been friends for a very long time……….. What do you say we call it quits?

Im so miserable without you……………… Its almost like youre here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy…………… Did you ever

find out who the father was?

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…. Id miss you heaps and think of you often.

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday——— So were having you put to sleep.