Q: What is the blondes highest ambition in life?
A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging a few beers when they see a road block ahead with police checking for drunk drivers. The blonde in the passenger seat starts to panic and the driver tells her to calm down and do what she does. She then proceeds to quickly chug the last of the beer in her hand, peel the label off, stick the bottle under the seat and stick the label to her forehead. The second blonde follows along. When they arrive at the road block, the officer looks in and is quite surprised by this spectacle and says, Hello ladies. By any chance have you two been drinking tonight? Why no officer, you see, we are on the patch!

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes.

What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.

A: An air bag.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

A: An interpreter.

In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.

Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.



The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: Cant you see Im winning??

There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said Look at that dog with one eye!

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, Why?

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!