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At a convention of blones, a speaker insisted that "dumb
blonde" myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked
one cute young volunteer, "How much is 101 plus
20?"

The blonde answered, "120."

"No," he said, "thats not right."

The audience called out, "Give her another chance."

So the speaker asked the blonde, "How much is 10
plus 13?"

Slowly the blonde replied, "16."

"Sorry," he said, shaking his head. Once again
the crowd roared, "Give her another chance."

"This is your last try," warned the speaker.
"How much is 2 plus 2?"

Carefully she ventured, "Four?"

And the crowd yelled, "Give her another chance!"

A: The moron Tab & apple choir.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized

Q: How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A: With a thought.

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:

Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row !!
Blonde: Thats nothing; last night I had over hundred.

Brunette: My god ! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: (looking shocked) oh, you meant with one guy. . .

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone.

She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping.

Her phone rings and its her husband, Hi hun,he says how do you like your new phone?, she replies: I just love, its so small and your voice is clear as a bell but theres one thing I dont understand though.

Whats that, baby? asks the husband.

How did you know I was at Wal Mart?

A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there? The guy on the street picks up an ear saying, Is this it? No, was the reply from the blonde carpenter, mine had a pencil behind it.

Heres a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:

How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? Hes the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan. ===========================

Why dont Italians have acne? It slides off. ==========================

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong! ==========================

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses behind? A Mechanic. =========================

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A Speech Impediment! =========================

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? Theyre hiring. =========================

Why arent there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because theyre not going to work in the future either. =========================

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying Yo! ========================

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. ========================

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? NONE- He fell. ========================

Q. How do you make a cat drink? A. Put it in a blender, and strain off the fur. ========================

Q. Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? A. They like the part where the hooker gives the money back. ========================

Q. What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning? A. See ya. ========================

Q. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? A. The survivors were marooned. ========================

Q: What do Jimmy Hoffa and Linda Tripp have in common?

A: Nothing… yet. ========================

A You know they are out there but people have reported sighting UFOs

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.