What did the [ethnic] do with his first fifty-cent piece?

He married her.

Top 10 Reasons For Being English

Two World Wars and One World Cup (doo-dah doo-dah)
Warm beer
You get to confuse yanks with the rules of cricket
You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
Union jack underpants
Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
Puts you in with a chance of bedding Lady Di
Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
Ditto changing underwear
Beats being Welsh,
Or Scottish

Why did the [ethnic], want to trade his wife for an outhouse?

– The hole was smaller and it didnt stink as bad!

Name the man on the Jetsons.

George

Name the boy on the Jetsons

Elroy

Name the [ethnic] guy on the Jetsons

There isnt one. aint the future grand!

Why dont Blackwomen make good nuns?

They cant say Superior after Mother

How do you get 15 [ethnics] into a Volkswagon?

– Put foodstamps on the dashboard.

Why did the Six-Day War last only six days?

Because Israels weapons were rented by the week.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Vietnamese?

A car thief that cant drive.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

– Mick Jagger says, Hey you, get off of my cloud. and a Scottsman says,
Hey McCloud get off of my ewe.