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Famous Marketing Screw Ups

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1. Coors put its slogan, Turn it loose, into Spanish where it was read as Suffer from diarrhea.

2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.



3. Clairol introduced the Mist Stick, a curling iron, into German only to find out that mist is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the manure stick.



4. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of whats inside, since most people cant read.



5. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.



6. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Popes visit. Instead of I saw the Pope (el papa), the shirts read I saw the potato (la papa).



7. Pepsis Come alive with the Pepsi Generation translated into Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave, in Chinese.



8. Frank Perdues chicken slogan, it takes a strong man to make a tender chicken was translated into Spanish as it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate.



9. The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as Ke-kou-ke-la, meaning Bite the wax tadpole or female horse stuffed with wax, depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent ko-kou-ko-le, translating into happiness in the mouth.



10. When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, it wont leak in your pocket and embarrass you. Instead, the company thought that the word embarazar (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: It wont leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.

There was this Irishman, Frenchman

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There was this Irishman, Frenchman and Newfoundlander about to make a trip
to the moon. The trip was going to take about ten years so each person was
asked if they wanted to take something along to last them ten years. The
Irishman said, well ten years is a long time so I want to take five women
with me. The Frenchman said, well I want a ten year supply of beer. The
Newfoundlander said, I want a ten year supply of cigerettes.
Very well, they were sent on there way.

After the ten years were up they landed safely back on earth. The Irishman
got off the shuttle with 15 kids, the Frenchman came staggering off the
shuttle with a beer in his hand loaded drunk and then the Newfoundlander
came off the shuttle, his hands were shaking and he was sweating all over
with a cigarette in his hand, does anybody have a match.

3 short jokes about irish folks

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One Sunday morning, while walking to church, Paddy askes Bridget, Bridget, do we have sexual relations?

Bridget: Not on my side of the family, we dont.

Q. Whats Irish foreplay?

A. Brace yourself, Bridget!

Q. What is the most useless thing on a womans body?

A. An Irishman.

Polish Dogs

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Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars.

Mr Wong

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Mr Wong goes to an optometrist to have his failing eyesight checked out.

The optometrist runs a battery of tests and comes to a conclusion.

Mr Wong, Im afraid you have a cataract

He replies, No I dont – I drive lincoln town car!

Indian To Rescue

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An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, Yahoo! and rode off.

What did you do to get that Indian so excited? asked the service station attendant.

Nothing, shrugged the woman, I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldnt fall off.

Lady the attendant said, Indians ride bareback…

800 years back

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there are 3 people 1from china , 1 from america and 1 from india
and all three of them are trying to prove whos country was more scientifically developed.

(1)
The Chinese man takes the other two along with him to china and digs the ground 200 meteres he finds a phone cable and says >>my country had phones 200 years ago

(2)
The American man gets really frustrated and takes the other two to america, there he digs a hole 400 meteres deep and finds a telephone wire, he then says >we had phones 400 years ago.

(3)
The Indian then takes the other two to india and digs a hole 800 meteres deep but finds no wire at all he then says 800 years back we had mobile phones!!

What do a moped and

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Luck of the Irish

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Two Irish lovers are sitting on a bench, in a park. They are holding hands,
but the lady is nervously twisting her hands.

Mary: Patrick. I have something to tell you.

Patrick: Well, whats on your mind? You know you can tell me everything.

Mary: Its so terrible.

Patrick: You know you can trust me. What is it?

Mary: Well, it was a few years ago. Father lost his job, and no money
in sight..

Patrick: So, what is it?

Mary: Oh. We were so desperate. For some time I had to turn … prostitute!

Patrick: WHAT!

Mary: We needed the money so bad!

Patrick: There is no good reason for this! Endangering your very soul!
How could you? YOU! Mary, this is more than I can stand!

Mary: Not you, Pat! No! I thought youd understand. I thought you could
still love me, even though I had been a whore.

Patrick: Oh! …You… Well, thats ok. For a moment I thought you
said protestant!

Two old guys and a

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Two old guys and a [ethnic] go hunting.The first night, one old man
comes back with a deer.

Howd ya get it? the [ethnic] asked.

Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got me a deer.

The second night, the other old man comes back to camp with two
deer.

Howd ya get em? the [ethnic] asked.

Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got me two deer.

On the third night, the [ethnic]s out until three in the morning.

He comes staggering into the camp all beat up, with torn clothes,
tons of bruises, and a lot of fractures.

What happened to you? asked one of the old men.

Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got hit by a train.