A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing.

The tribesman began to speak…woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h.

Thats amazing exclaimed the father.

You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground?

No, said the old tribesman. They just ran over me five minutes ago!

What kind of bicycle does an [ethnic] kid get for Christmas?

Mine.

There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest igloo.

They went to the first Eskimos igloo, where he said Watch this! and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid. Not bad said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still.

So they went to the second Eskimos igloo, and he said Watch this! and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor.

Wow, thats colder than mine!said the first Eskimo.

But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third Eskimos igloo. He said Watch this! and went into the bedroom, threw back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When it heated up enough, it went FFFAAAARRRRTTT.

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What do you have if you have ten [Ethnics] up to their necks in cement?

Not enough cement.

How does a [ethnic] man propose marriage?

Youre having a what!

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench.

The fisherman couldnt eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town.

The Mayor wasn’t sure what to do with them. Then he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition.

When they had the competition, there were two finalists: a man from a place called Fife, whose name was Mr. Hicks and a man that was from Sweden, whose name is Sven.

So they had the final; the Mayor fired the starting pistol and they started eating the tench.

No sooner had Mr. Hicks bitten the fish than one of his teeth fell out. He couldn’t eat because of this so he stopped, but the Mayor refused to stop the competition.

So Sven kept on eating and ended up eating nine of these tench fish.

The next day the headlines read:
ONE TOOTH FREE FOR FIFE HICKS, SVEN ATE NINE TENCH!

How do you know when an Asian teenager has been in your house?

Your computers on, your homework is done, and your dog is missing.

Three
guys work on a construction site. One is white, one
is black and one is Polish. The bell rings for lunch
and the white man opens his lunch bag and sighs deeply,
saying, "If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again
tomorrow Im jumping off the building." The black
guy opens up his lunch, glares and says " If my
wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow, Im going
with you." The Polish man opens his lunch, pulls
out another ham sandwich, and says "Im with you
guys."
The next day the lunch bell rings. The white man
opens his lunch. He says, "Turkey sandwich. I
love my wife." The black guy opens his lunch.
He says, "Chicken sandwich. I love my wife. The
Polish man opened his lunchbox, looked stricken, and
said "HAM AGAIN! See ya guys." With that,
he jumped off the building. The black guy says "
I feel sorry for him." The white man replies,
"Im not, he packs his own lunch."

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

A French soldier.