Why do black people hate country music?

Every time they say hodown they think their sister got shot.

How many [ethnics] does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Four: one to mix the batter and three to peel the m & ms!

Did you know that over 20% of the Chinese population have cataracts?

The other 80% drive Rincolns.

An Indian brave returns from a scouting trip and seeks out the Chief.

Chief, I have bad news, worse news and good news.

The Chief asks for the bad news first.

Scout says, No more buffalo on reservation, we kill last one today.

Chief asks for the worse news.

Brave says, Our land is being overrun by white men. They are coming by the
thousands.

Finally the chief asks for the good news.

The brave says, Chief, the white men taste just like buffalo.

How do you stop an [ethnic] from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

What were there only 900 mexicans at the Alamo?

Because they only took two cars.

Confucious say, Its better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!

An Iraqi was walking on the beach when he was approached by a man. Say Buddy, said the man, Howd you like to take a cruise for $100?

Sure! exclaimed the Iraqi. When he gave the man his money, the guy pulled out a black jack and hit him over the head. He pulled him down to the shore, put him in an inner tube and then shoved him off.

The next day, another Iraqi was walking on the beach, and was approached by the same man, in the same manner. Sure enough, when the second Albanian gave him his money, out came the black jack, and the second Albanian was on his way out to sea.

Several days had passed, and the two Iraqis eventually ran into one another. Hey Buddy, the second asked the first, do they serve drinks on this cruise?

They probably wont. said the first, They didnt last year.

Two fat Indian squaws are walking across a train bridge.

One says,I got to pee so she sqats down and pees.

She puts her hand over her mouth and stars to laugh, heee.

The other one says,hey, what so funny?

I just peed in a canoe full of moose meat.

The other sqaw says,thats not moose meat, thats your reflection!

8. What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork werent enough
for you, tubby?7. Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops.6. Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.5. Todays dog in alley is tomorrows moo goo gai pan.4. Patron who mocks waiters accent will unwittingly consume chefs bodily fluids.3. Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application.2. Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.1. Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.