Smart Young Boy
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The womans husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, Dark in here.
The man says, Yes, it is.
Boy: I have a baseball.
Man: Thats nice.
Boy: Want to buy it?
Man: No, thanks.
Boy: My dads outside.
Man: OK, how much?
Boy: $250
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: Dark in here.
Man: Yes, it is.
Boy: I have a baseball glove.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
How much?
Boy: $750
Man: Sold.
A few days later, the father says to the boy, Grab your glove, lets go outside and have a game of catch.
The boy says, I cant, I sold my baseball and my glove.
The father asks, How much did you sell them for?
Boy: $1,000
The father says, Thats terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost. Im going to take you to church and make you confess. They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door. The boy says, Dark in here.
The priest says, Dont start that shit again, youre in my closet now.