Doctor Moshe Rabinowicz and his wife Rachel are having a terrible fight at the breakfast table. He gets up in a rage and walks out yelling, and you are not any good in bed either as he storms out of the house.


After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends. He calls Rachel and after at least a dozen rings she answers the phone. Again irritated Moshe says what took you so long to answer the phone?


She says, I was in bed.


In bed this late in the day, doing what?


I was getting a second opinion she replied.

The last time I was I New York, my daughter requested that I bring back a Barbi doll. So I stopped in a toy store in the Jewish area and started looking around.

How much is this Barbie doll set?

$19.95. the Jewish merchant answered.

How much is the set here, Barbie at the beach?

Also $19.95.

I eyed another set, how much is Barbie in the discotecque?

Also $19.95.

And this one here, Barbie at home?

Also $19.95.

Well, what about this one, Barbie goes shopping?

Also $19.95.

O.K., how about this, Barbie gets married?

Also $19.95.

And this, Barbie plays tennis?

Also $19.95.

What about this one. Barbie get a Bat Mitzvah?

Also $19.95.

I eyed the last one and hoping for a lower price asked, How much is this, Barbie gets a divorce?

Ah, dots $199.95!

Wow, why so much?

Vell, dot comes vit Ken’s car, Ken’s wardrobe, Ken’s house, und, Ken’s benk account!