Its not hard to meet expenses, theyre everywhere.

They reckon it was the cigarettes that killed him, but hes been smoking
for 68 years I dont see why it would kill him now!

Money cant buy you happiness, but it can take you a long way
from misery.

All men are Idiots, and I married their King!

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The perfect gift for people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

People who live in grass houses shouldnt be stoned.

Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. Its too crowded.

Sex is a misdemeanor…

Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public.

Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to fine art.