Chocolate: the other major food group.

I often wonder how come John Tesh isnt as popular a singer as some people
think he should be.

Then, I remember its because he sucks.

There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.

This is because if a women wants someone to talk dirty to her she can just go to work.

How many people do you know who have actually READ their entire
insurance policy and are prepared to discuss it intelligently?

-Richard Guindon

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Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

When something is new and improved, which is it? If
its new, then there has never been anything before it. If its
an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
bank robbery has just taken place.

Whats the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?

Fill his water bed with gasoline.

Blow your mind – smoke dynamite.