Bill Clinton is walking around in the White House when he stumbles upon a very old lamp. He picks it up and rubs it. Within seconds, a genie pops out

I will grant you but one wish the genie says.



Clinton thinks it over, and says, I wish for peace in the middle east.



Where is that? the genie asks.



Clinton pulls out a map and points to the mid-east.



Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how long theyve been fighting over there? Theres no way I can stop that! Pick another wish instead.



Clinton thinks it over and says, I wish that the American people wouldnt make fun of me and my wife, and that I will be remembered as the best President of all time.





The genie says, Let me see that map again.

The other day Bill Clinton was seen running around the White House with a pair of womens panties wrapped around his arm. When an aide finally had the timerity to ask him what that was all about he confided Im trying to quit so I went on the patch!

font size=1>Note: People trying to quit smoking sometimes use the patch – a transdermal nicotine patch you wear on your skin.

What do you get when you cross Ted Kaczyski with Monica Lewinsky?

– Dynamite Blowjobs.

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas.

It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillarys high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination.

Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.

She smirked and replied, No. If I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States.

Q: How is Bill Clinton like a passive-restraint device?
A: He is a bag of air that is not on the drivers side.

Q: Whats Bills fondest wish now?
A: That someone would wave a hand at him using more than one finger.

Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clintons election?
A: Its gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

Chelsea Clinton.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.

OH NO! the President exclaims. Thats terrible!

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, How many is a brazillion?

It seems that Hillary has taken charge of hiring new interns for the White
House?

She currently is looking to see if Lorena Bobbitt is available….