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17. If thou doth promise to reply to a message and thou doth not, then surely thou shalt spill coffee into thy keyboard and burn out thy central processing chip.

20. Thou shalt observe BBS time limits.

1) The waterproof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Waterproof tea bag

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say it helps me think. Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Dont forget to use the phrase Told you so.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyones done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

41. Stare at the persons next to yours screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say You did that? loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.

42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell COVEEEEERRRRRR! peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. Oh, good. It worked this time, and calmly start to type again.

43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.

44. See whos online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like youve known them all your lives. Hangup before they get a chance to figure out youre a total stranger.

45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend its the computer and look really lost.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.